bluecastle | (no subject)

In an attempt to get circulation flowing in my feet, I just went for a walk through the stacks. (of books. which are obvs. on shelves, but it's still "the stacks.") anyway. way back during statistics gathering week when I was wandering said stacks counting the number of people therein (sounds like fun, right?) I noticed on one of the floors a women's room that was out of service, but also a Surprise!restroom being no where near any other such facility in the building. Anyway anyway ... I have found it again. Sandwiched on one of the floors between floors. Where there aren't very many automatic sensor lights.

And I couldn't help thinking up ...

"Come ON Merrrlin," Arthur purred, pulling his boyfriend into the dim stacks of books and away from the table he was studying at.

When they got to the farthest, darkest corner, Arthur backed Merlin up against a battered wooden door, and kissed him. When the door started to give way behind them, they broke apart, laughing.

"It's a sign," Arthur said and pulled Merlin inside.

"But Arthur, we can't be in here. It's a Women's restroom!"

"No Merlin, this, this is DESTINY," Arthur said as he pressed Merlin against the back of the door and keeping his mouth too busy for any more complaints.

LOLOLOL