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co-worker coming past my office door: "I thought you were home sick."
me: "I was."
co-worker: making face wondering why I'm here now'
me: "I just love this place too much to stay away" (lolface)
co-worker: *dubious face*
me: "Or we had an interview scheduled this afternoon..." 

this is what passes for entertainment around here this afternoon.