Dear NCIS, I know it is the responsibility of hit shows to spawn new shows... but you cannot construct a pilot out of some UST, some pretty tech, and some actors with a facility for a russian accent. Also, we already know Ziva is mysterious. Making her even more mysterious? Fail. The Tony and Tim show however, continues to be a hoot. Do they both have something they'd like to tell us?
Dear Cupid, Here's a Valentine. You continue to be cute and charming.
Dear Lewis Carroll, you do not make sense. You make it hard for this poor liddle dormouse to learn her lines. And there are only fifteen of them. You're a bad, bad man, even if you give me an excuse for wearing those fetching green gloves of mine that match that waistcoat from the company's costume storage...
Dear Universe, Could you please provide us with a white gown, circa 1860, (with accompanying underthings) for a size four petite actress potraying Emily Dickinson. One which you will not mind if it gets a few ink splatters on it from all the stupid letter writing she has to do throughout the course of the show. That eight pound fruitcake is going to be enough of a challenge. I'm just saying. Please.